I don't ever want to hear about how slow chess is again.

Yesterday.

Image from Attractions Magazine

300 minutes! That's five hours standing in line, most of it directly in the summer sun of Florida, on hard, hot surfaces!

I haven't played a five hour long game of chess since perhaps the 1980s, and at least then I got to play a game of chess, not just stand around baking for a three minute ride!

Yeah, don't want to hear about chess being slow OR boring again....